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SHAGFEST DRINKING: aka making student politics more bearable

Rules:

All players must be full members of University of Bristol Student’s Union

Drink one finger when:

1. When Chair of Student Council calls time on someone speaking
2. Every time procedural motions are put forward
3. A speaker gets applauded
4. Every time a motion passes
5. Every time someone from a student media outlet speaks on a motion
6. Every time someone from a political party speaks on a motion

Drink two fingers when:

1. Chair of student council calls time on the sabbatical officers speaking
2. Drink if someone trips over on the way up to the stage
3. A speaker gets booed
4. Every time a motion fails
5. “No shit Sherlock” – when someone asks a really obvious/stupid/irrelevant question

 

Down your drink when:

1. Someone you have never heard of speaks on a motion
2. The Inanimate Carbon Rod motion passes
3. If the “Meat-Free Mondays” passes
4. The fire alarm goes off
5. The projector fails
6. The microphone fails
7. The lighting blows up

Drink a whole bottle if:

1. There is a Mexican wave
2. A sabbatical officer chunders EVEYWHEREEEEE
3. Permanent Evacuation of the building (retreat to Spoons & drink up all BYOB asap!
   

 

Drink one finger:

Democracy

Engagement

Widening participation

Community

FREEDOM

Equality

Diversity

Participation

LGBT+

Safe Space

Labour Students

NUS

Living Wage

Delegates

Fairness

Policy

Social Media

Disenfranchised

Disadvantaged

Privilege

Elite

Elitism

Sports Pass

Course Pack

Sustainability

Eco Friendly

Responsibility

Epigram

BURST

Vantage

Sabbatical Officers

Carnage

Feminism

Feminist

Armchair  Activism

Institution

Tabloids

Broadsheets

Discrimination

Lads

Lad Culture

Misogyny

Intellectual elitism

JCR

Hiatt Baker

Publicity

Welfare

Stoke Bishop

Demo

Comrades

Vegan

Vegetarian

Gluten free

Inclusivity

 

Drink two fingers

Solidarity

Comrades

Usual suspects

Big cheese

Sports Night

Banter

Con-Dems

Fruit Stand

Alcohol

 

Down your drink

SHAGFEST